Ladies & Gentlemen, this is gonna be a long rant. So if you are of the faint-hearted, proceed no more. If you're in need of a good beating, please step forward. I really need to break someone's head at the moment. Click below to read all of it.
RANT:
WHAT THE BLOODY F**K ARE YOU DOING?!
WHERE'S YOUR BLOODY MIND?! I SENT THAT CLAIM LAST MONTH AND NOW ONLY YOU TELL ME THAT IT'S BLOODY NO CAN DO?! THAT I ONLY CAN CLAIM NEXT MONTH SINCE YOU WAITED TILL THE LAST DAY TO TELL ME?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE F**KED UP SYSTEM HERE?!
WHY DIDN'T YOU BLOODY TELL ME EARLIER THAT ANOTHER FORM IS NEEDED?!
BY THE WAY, YOU GAVE ME THAT BLOODY PIECE OF S**T FORM ANYWAY IN THE 1ST PLACE!!!
I'M SICK OF THIS SCREWED UP SYSTEM!
I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO WAIT AS IF I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO! IN AN AGE OF SPEED AND EFFICIENCY, YOU PREFER TO DWELL IN THE STONE AGE??! OH HELL, MAYBE THE STONE AGE PEOPLE ARE EVEN BETTER THAN YOU!
I HOPE YOU ROT IN ETERNAL UNCEASING PILE OF S**T THAT YOU CALL WORK!!!
Rationale behind the Rant:
I sent my payment claim form last month as I am working as a lab demonstrator in this shitty place. THEY said I've used the wrong form. But THEY gave me the wrong form. My colleague used the wrong form. But my colleague got her $$. WTF?!
THEY could've notified me about it. But instead, THEY chose to let me know only when I went to get my cheque. And... THEY prefer to pass the shit to one party after another, hoping that the shit will disappear.
I've heard of lousy service... But THIS definitely requires a new word to describe it. Lousy is WAAAYYY BETTER than THIS!!!!!
RESOLUTION:
I'M NEVER GONNA WORK HERE AS DEMO EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS F**KING SYSTEM KILLS!!!
Friday, September 03, 2004
NEW PIC
Itchy fingers again...
Changed the header pic with a new one. Kinda hated the old one with my 'sepet' eyes. Ugh...
Twiddled some images with Microsoft Image Composer (1st time using. I like!). So the result ----> as proven above. Heheheh...
In other words, Lab life is very unproductive today.
Changed the header pic with a new one. Kinda hated the old one with my 'sepet' eyes. Ugh...
Twiddled some images with Microsoft Image Composer (1st time using. I like!). So the result ----> as proven above. Heheheh...
In other words, Lab life is very unproductive today.
KUCHING, SARAWAK & MALAYSIA - FICTION / FACTS
** Just something fwded by a friend. Very funny =)
The FICTION
1. Hey, you Sarawak people live in trees? (* I do get this a lot from the ignoramus out there)
YES, we have elevators too...they're really an engineering feat because it's not easy to fit an elevator into a tree.
2. You guys got electric?
Yes, but since cost of transmission is too high due to the geographic barriers, we use independent solar panels and mini turbines scattered all around, they are exactly 30,000 of them!
3. Over there got what car?
We ride wild boar. When the plane arrives at the airport, we take our wild boar and ride it all the way to our tree house.
4. Got road?
No, just jungle trails and a few roads around town.
5. You Ibans still potong kepala?
Yes, we are head hunters. Human brain is the best food. (*I used to get asked this question a lot when I first went to Semenanjung, It used to piss me off but after a while, I kinda pity those poor ignorant souls. Good answer there!)
6. Sarawak is inside Sabah right? (*I wonder what did they get for their Geography?)
No, we are one state, you idiot. Sabah is a town in Sarawak. (* Just joking!)
7. Eh? Sabah and Sarawak not same?
Yes! How many times I have to tell u Sabah is a town in Sarawak.
8. Kuching big?
So-so la...but we have the largest population of stray cats in a city in the world, about 40,000! Why do you think the city is called Kuching.
9. Kuching got many cats la...
YES LA! How many times I have to say?
10. Kuching got Malay?
Duh'… (* Double Duh')
11. Sarawak people can speak English?
No, but we can speak French because we were colonized by the French in the 18th century and then by the aliens in the 19th century, so our local dialect is pretty much based on some alien language that nobody understands. (* Huahahahaha!!!!)
12. Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
Kuching airport is only fit for a Fokker. Since a Fokker cant go so far, we have to use a steamboats, no joking! Steam boat, because Sarawak is so full of timber. Its cheaper than diesel or any other petrol
The REAL FACT (SERIOUSLY)
1. The only state to be ruled by a white Rajah.
2. Sarawak is the largest state in Malaysia.
3. Sarawak supports whole of Malaysia with its own economy (PAY ATTENTION HERE EVERYONE). Now you know how generous Sarawak is! Without Sarawak, there won't be Putrajaya or KLCC. (* I mean Wahhhh!!! I must check this )
4. Sarawak population is 2,176,800. Kuching alone has 458,300 (7th most populated city in Malaysia).
5. There are 27 ethnic groups that speak 45 different languages and dialects.
6. Kuching International Airport hosts a number of direct international flights.
7. Kuching is the most livable city in Malaysia and the 7th most livable city in the world. Even KL is behind at 12th place.
FACT (LIGHTER SIDE)
1. We have electricity
2. In Kuching, we see Mercedes Benz till we want to puke. WE ARE rich people! Honestly, in just one family, the minimum we had are 2 cars.
3. Our guys are handsome and chicks are hot! Very hot!
4. The size of Sarawak is the equivalent of...umm...umm...the size of...umm...big la! (Almost the size of Semenanjung Malaysia, about 124,449.51 square km).
5. Kuching is one of the best cities to live around!
6. Sarawakians are the BEST! *grin*grin*
7. We got lots of good food; Sarawak Laksa, Pansuh Manok, Sarawak Kolo Mee, Chicken Rice, Belacan Beehoon, Bidin & Paku stir fried with belacan and many more.
The FICTION
1. Hey, you Sarawak people live in trees? (* I do get this a lot from the ignoramus out there)
YES, we have elevators too...they're really an engineering feat because it's not easy to fit an elevator into a tree.
2. You guys got electric?
Yes, but since cost of transmission is too high due to the geographic barriers, we use independent solar panels and mini turbines scattered all around, they are exactly 30,000 of them!
3. Over there got what car?
We ride wild boar. When the plane arrives at the airport, we take our wild boar and ride it all the way to our tree house.
4. Got road?
No, just jungle trails and a few roads around town.
5. You Ibans still potong kepala?
Yes, we are head hunters. Human brain is the best food. (*I used to get asked this question a lot when I first went to Semenanjung, It used to piss me off but after a while, I kinda pity those poor ignorant souls. Good answer there!)
6. Sarawak is inside Sabah right? (*I wonder what did they get for their Geography?)
No, we are one state, you idiot. Sabah is a town in Sarawak. (* Just joking!)
7. Eh? Sabah and Sarawak not same?
Yes! How many times I have to tell u Sabah is a town in Sarawak.
8. Kuching big?
So-so la...but we have the largest population of stray cats in a city in the world, about 40,000! Why do you think the city is called Kuching.
9. Kuching got many cats la...
YES LA! How many times I have to say?
10. Kuching got Malay?
Duh'… (* Double Duh')
11. Sarawak people can speak English?
No, but we can speak French because we were colonized by the French in the 18th century and then by the aliens in the 19th century, so our local dialect is pretty much based on some alien language that nobody understands. (* Huahahahaha!!!!)
12. Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
Kuching airport is only fit for a Fokker. Since a Fokker cant go so far, we have to use a steamboats, no joking! Steam boat, because Sarawak is so full of timber. Its cheaper than diesel or any other petrol
The REAL FACT (SERIOUSLY)
1. The only state to be ruled by a white Rajah.
2. Sarawak is the largest state in Malaysia.
3. Sarawak supports whole of Malaysia with its own economy (PAY ATTENTION HERE EVERYONE). Now you know how generous Sarawak is! Without Sarawak, there won't be Putrajaya or KLCC. (* I mean Wahhhh!!! I must check this )
4. Sarawak population is 2,176,800. Kuching alone has 458,300 (7th most populated city in Malaysia).
5. There are 27 ethnic groups that speak 45 different languages and dialects.
6. Kuching International Airport hosts a number of direct international flights.
7. Kuching is the most livable city in Malaysia and the 7th most livable city in the world. Even KL is behind at 12th place.
FACT (LIGHTER SIDE)
1. We have electricity
2. In Kuching, we see Mercedes Benz till we want to puke. WE ARE rich people! Honestly, in just one family, the minimum we had are 2 cars.
3. Our guys are handsome and chicks are hot! Very hot!
4. The size of Sarawak is the equivalent of...umm...umm...the size of...umm...big la! (Almost the size of Semenanjung Malaysia, about 124,449.51 square km).
5. Kuching is one of the best cities to live around!
6. Sarawakians are the BEST! *grin*grin*
7. We got lots of good food; Sarawak Laksa, Pansuh Manok, Sarawak Kolo Mee, Chicken Rice, Belacan Beehoon, Bidin & Paku stir fried with belacan and many more.
Thursday, September 02, 2004
A SLACKER EXTRAORDINAIRE'S LIFE PHILOSOPHY
- Never put off tomorrow what u can put off the day after tomorrow
- Why do it now when you can do it tomorrow
AND THE WINNER:
"Esok masih ada (There is still tomorrow)"
MY (very) UNPRODUCTIVE MERDEKA DAY
As predicted, my Merdeka Day ends up being very unproductive. Slept till 3 pm (I went to sleep at 7.30 am). Spent Merdeka eve doing crisis management to avoid any bloodbath between two of my friends (started as a small thing but escalates into something big... All hot air) and stayed up all night chatting with a few friends.
*Oh yeah, TmTouch really sucks!!! I couldn't make calls from 30th August - 1st September. So people, no Merdeka wishes for korang lah ni. *
After wake up at 3 pm, went to junior's place, langkah kanan so get to makan lah... hehehe
Went back and cook chicken soup. Yummy!
Housemates return from climbing Mt. Santubong. Very tired. My roomie macam dying and making lots of noise so gave her a good 'sounding'- am really not in the mood to layan anyone's over-mengada-ness (over-reacting). I mean, it's not as if people put a gun to your head to force you to go and climb the mountain. You went on your own free will. So stop whining and bitching and just shut up and SLEEP! Ahhh... Felt better.
So there you go, my totally unproductive Merdeka Day =). How's yours?
*Oh yeah, TmTouch really sucks!!! I couldn't make calls from 30th August - 1st September. So people, no Merdeka wishes for korang lah ni. *
After wake up at 3 pm, went to junior's place, langkah kanan so get to makan lah... hehehe
Went back and cook chicken soup. Yummy!
Housemates return from climbing Mt. Santubong. Very tired. My roomie macam dying and making lots of noise so gave her a good 'sounding'- am really not in the mood to layan anyone's over-mengada-ness (over-reacting). I mean, it's not as if people put a gun to your head to force you to go and climb the mountain. You went on your own free will. So stop whining and bitching and just shut up and SLEEP! Ahhh... Felt better.
So there you go, my totally unproductive Merdeka Day =). How's yours?
DUAL EXISTENCE
Just posting a question a friend asked me during Merdeka...
Can Friendship exist together with Love?
or
Is it mutually exclusive (i.e: Can't exist
together)?
There are few ways to interpret this question.
- Friendship and love with the same person, i.e: A
- Friendship with A; and Love with B
How may Friendship and Love exist together without jealousy rearing its ugly head?
Just asking for your 2-Cents worth...
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