ERADICATING PESTS

Pssstttttttttt......

Shhhhhhhhh.....

$h!T!!

bUttH3aD called this morning at 2 am. a few times. For what tf I don't know. Didn't pick up the friggin' phone. not nice. definitely not in nicey2 mood. I was friggin' trying to sleep. Changed the phone into 'silent' and continue to sleep.

Gawd! Can't they read the sign already?! I'm F-tired of the 2 of them . Enough already!

**(For the clueless - b3aVi$ and bUtth3aD are two (MCP - Male Chauvinistic P!gs) pests who by some freak of nature or whatever changes in the atmospheric condition, decided to make my life a living torture by relentlessly seeking my company. b3aVi$ thots that he's God's gift to women and women are supposed to fall at his feet *yerch!* - Really man, haven't you heard bout this invention called the MIRROR? (credits (again) to Mitch for this remark. How true). bUtth3aD thinks that he's a hero for broken hearts. Nah, go search elsewhere Jose! You'll get lucky, somehow)

What do they think I am? I hate jerks (or jerk-ettes) who got HUGE egoes and sooooo VAIN and with head full of AIR and lingers in their delusion that they are desirable. Somebody's gotta be cruel and slap them. not me. I'm too nice and I'm too nasty.

So I'm writing this for the Double Bs,

Sorry guys.
It's not working out.
I'm just TOLERATING you.
TOLERATING you doesn't mean that I LIKE you.
and I DON'T LIKE you.
go figure.
best of luck in getting a score (somewhere else)

Am I cruel?

nasty?

o_O

No, that's me being NICE.

really