Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Things I Am ALLERGIC TO...

  1. Prawn Crackers - just the crackers made from prawn. Even a tiny bit and i will have Real Bad Time. Fresh prawns, belacan, bubuk, cincaluk: bring it on babe. I'll eat those and nothing happen. No allergic reaction. Just allergic to prawn crackers. Funny ain't it?
  2. Weed, vines, grass - I develop the habit of not walking on grass due to this. One small scratch from the lalang/rumput/weed, I'll develop a nasty itching and I'll scratch my skin till it bled. Then I will have kudis from the infection. Nope, you won't see me rolling around grassy hills ala Bollywood.
  3. Peanut - One tiny piece of it = A nasty case of my facial skin breaking out in bumps and lumps. Though some times, whaddahell, I makan jugak especially during satay binge :) After that, suffer la...
  4. Dust - Respiratory problems, airways will get congested, nose starts running (hidungku mula berlari). Clarinase will save the day. But it will be hell while waiting for the medication to take effect.
  5. Peria, pegaga, bamboo shoots(rebung),nasty pahit chlorophyl-smelly stuff - Not allergic but I will never eat those stuffs. Cannot swallow and reflex gag action will occur. Do not force me attempt to eat it in front of you...
  6. 'Seredah' idiots - Keep them away from me. Very far away. Cuthess knows one of the specimen :p huhuhu. Right Cat?
  7. Beavis & Butthead - Two pathetic psycho idiots that I wrote about before. Man, they're seriously mental!

There are a bit more but I couldn't really think of them at the moment. Sometimes people offer me things that I am allergic to, I have to decline (at the risk of giving them bad impression) but I do have a weak spot for kuah kacang. Anyone invented anything to replace the peanut in the kuah kacang yet?

3 comments:

pengawa maya lepa said...

Bisi ga allergic ka org "seredah"..baru iya aku ninga...hehe
Utai empa aku jarang allergic, semua ngapp aja!!..

Anonymous said...

people you also can us allergic ka? so sad that u dun want to eat bamboo shoot.. We have plenty of them in the backyard... if I visit Binatang I will contact you... at home for 2 month plus+++.. hohohohoho

Chris Anakapai said...

yes. people can give me allergies. i avoid them like the plague.hehe. whenever one of the species is nearby, i get this nasty strange itch of wanting to strangle them and stuff stoking busuk into their throats. hehehe
ya lah.many ppl say that. i can eat the 'chaosansi' (canned bamboo shoot+pork+mushroom) only. fresh ones cannot makan.We also have 'em in our kebun at jalan kim san...
Come to bintangor laaa... blogger meet ke?